May 2013
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
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Watchpandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
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that terrifying moment when the itch on your skin turns out to be a bug crawling on you
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Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
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blackromney:
blackromney:
im too cool for school, so cool, im frozen. ive been stuck in this glacier for thousands of years, please help me
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Make bad art.
austinkleon:
Neil Gaiman has released a book of his great commencement address, Make Good Art.
When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I’m serious. Husband runs off with a politician — make good art. Leg crushed and then eaten by a mutated boa constrictor — make good art. IRS on your trail — make good art. Cat exploded — make good art. Someone on the Internet thinks...
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“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare...”
– Bill Watterson (via mikekarnell)
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“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...”
– Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
I say it with a hard ‘G’...
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“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...”
– Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
Look, I don’t care if...
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bluntedanimehunk:
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
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I’M SORRY NO ONE...
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the-vashta-nerada:
my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
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theguyunderyou:
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dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
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i-love-you-most-ardently:
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procrastinationcelebration:
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg...
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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Unusual Date Ideas
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theconsultingbadwolf:
If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
It’s back! And its still nice reading, even after all these months/years
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Whenever my parents have guests over
whatshouldwecallme:
When I was younger:
Now:
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Fantasy World Maps
writeworld:
Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice for someone who is trying to build a fantasy world map?
A map, you say? Well, here’s this article on city design by Jon Roberts of Fantastic Maps. Here’s another from him on how to design a town and another on worldbuilding using maps. That last one might be the most useful to you.
Here are a few more how-tos on fantasy map-making:
GHMaps:...
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imagineyourotp:
Imagine person A of your OTP has willingly or unwillingly found a way of traveling back in time. They do not take their physical body with them, but can see and hear almost as if they were a ghost. They find person B, only years younger as a child. They begin following person B during a specifically painful experience they went through in their childhood, and watch it as it...
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sayakakyouko:
every electronic i own has a madoka magica related wallpaper
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“The genius of America’s endless war machine is that, learning from the...”
– Glenn Greenwald [x] (via mswyrr)
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so wait let me get this straight
bitchofasiege:
Daario
sneaks into Daenerys’ tent while she’s bathing
holds a knife to Missandei
only doesn’t kill Dany because he thinks she’s hot
and now he’s Prince fucking Charming?
yeah how about no.
#plot twist: #‘blah blah my heart is yours’ #‘mmmkay’ #*grabs his arak and stabs it in the chest and pulls his heart out with her bare hands*
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aoiasahina:
heres a bunch of transparent moemon pixels ill update this post as i transparify more :+)
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shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...