Honestly, I think one of the most frustrating things about the last chapter of BoO is that Leo said at the begiing of the series that a major defense mechanism of his was ruing away all the time and now he’s basically doing just that AGAIN and calling it character development and it makes me really sad.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
*gazes in adoration at my pjo artist ladies*
A handy guide of facial expressions you might experience whilst roleplaying.
[aggressive mom friend reyna doodles intensify]
idk what i was thinking about when i drew this i’m pretty sure i was like romans have this thing about regulations and tidiness so if they had this really important thing going on you would be expected not to come looking like you just fell out of bed
i also feel like nico secretly likes being fussed over but is just stubborn enough to resist any attempts as much as possible
(plus i just really wanted to draw the poses and faces so humour me)
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.
GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter: “Red high. Twelve.”
GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”
The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.
- When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.
- Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.
- Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.
- Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.
- Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.
- Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.
- The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.